Living in 2010 - Ridiculously True

Living in 2010 - Ridiculously True
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to. Ha ha ha ha.

AMZAING TEST OF UR BRAIN

AMZAING TEST OF UR BRAIN.........

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard . . .        man 1. ------------       board                 Ans. = man overboard   Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.           stand 2. ------------           i               Ans. = I understand       OK . . .   Got the drift ?       Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?   3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/       Ans. = reading between the lines       4.          r      road       a       d   Ans. = cross road       Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself.     5. cycle     cycle     cycle       Ans. = tricycle       Not easy to figure out ha!               0 6. ------------        M.D.        Ph.D.       Ans. = two degrees below zero     C'mon give it a little thought ! !           7. knee     light       Ans. = neon light   ( knee - on - light )       U can prove u r smart by getting this one.                 ground 8.        --------------- feet feet feet feet feet feet           Ans. = six feet underground     Oh no, not again ! !     9. he's X himself       Ans. = he's by himself     Now u messing up big time.     10. ecnalg       Ans. = backward glance       Not even close ! !     11. death ..... life       Ans. = life after death       Okay last chance .................. 12. THINK       Ans. = think big ! !     And the last one is real fundoo - - -     13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...     Ans. = long time no 'C'